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This is the hottest news since Thelma Lou bault that Sears cast iron push up braizier with 700 books of S&H Green Stamps she wuz saving for 3 years. She broke 3 of my ribs with one of those WWF hugs. She cracked one of Banneys teeth up on the mountain above Mt. Pilot "sparkin" when Barney decided to do some motor boatin. Glad she decided to give it up before we had an event bigger than what Opie had with his new blue jean zipper caper.
Cant seem to figure this finney statement out that wuz published in the Murvl times:
"Because we take to heart Jesus' teaching about hypocrites' giving in public (Matthew 6:1-4), our donations are always made in strict confidentiality and privacy. I cannot divulge what we plan. We have landed on our feet, though, and we will continue to enjoy our quiet and simple lives."
Cuzin Billy told me that he suported Doug Overbey and hes rich now because Finney told the world that only rich people supported Ovebey. Billy"s got money from rasin those Pit Bulls and Goats but now hes got status hanging around the rest of the rich folk down there in Blount and Sevier County. Sure wished I had the chance to vote for Overbey caus I WANT TO BE RICH!!Buffalo Chips!! this ant right, this is just one mans opinion.
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